Watching The Last Temptation of Christ one learns:

• Jesus knew kung-fu (used in resurrecting Lazarus)
• Jesus was a cheese-ball (when at the wedding in Cana)
• Feminism will protect you from Lucifer (No, there is not just one woman with many faces).
• Never trust an angel with a British accent.
• John the Baptist could be Grand Marshall of many San Francisco alt-culture events.

[Via the Castro Theatre, MP, & SB]