Things I learned at the cinema


30 September 2009, 23.40 CET

The Last Temptation of Christ

Watching The Last Temptation of Christ one learns:

  • Jesus knew kung-fu (used in resurrecting Lazarus)
  • Jesus was a cheese-ball (when at the wedding in Cana)
  • Feminism will protect you from Lucifer (No, there is not just one woman with many faces).
  • Never trust an angel with a British accent.
  • John the Baptist could be Grand Marshall of many San Francisco alt-culture events.

[Via the Castro Theatre, MP, & SB]